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Properly Improper Smiley & Pill Chenille Patch Pouch (5 x 5 Inch)

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The Properly Improper Smiley & Pill Pouch is a compact, roughly 5 x 5 inch polyester pouch decorated with fuzzy chenille patches, a smiley face and a pill, sized for small everyday carry.

If you want a little pouch with a lot of personality, this one fits in a tote or backpack without taking over. Polyester is durable and easy to wipe down, so it handles lip gloss, loose change and the odd spill. Properly Improper suggests it for makeup, money or school supplies.

Format and contents.

  • Brand: Properly Improper
  • Size: approximately 5 x 5 inches
  • Material: polyester
  • Decoration: chenille patches (smiley face and pill)
  • Count: 1 pouch

Care. Wipe the outside with a damp cloth and leave it open to air dry. Avoid machine washing, which can fray the chenille patches. Spot clean any stains promptly with a mild soap.

What fits. A small pouch is ideal for a curated kit: lip balm and earbuds, a card and some cash, or a couple of pre-rolls and a lighter. For anything you want kept fresh, the In The WEEDs Stash Box is rigid and will not crush what is inside.

Size check. At about 5 x 5 inches, this is a small square pouch rather than a full cosmetic bag. It fits a phone sized stack of items, slips into a coat pocket or a small purse, and is easy to find at the bottom of a backpack thanks to the textured patches. It makes a quick gift on its own or a fun wrapper for a smaller gift inside, such as a keychain, a lip balm, or a gift card tucked in with a note.

Compare. Need something much larger? The Drugs Pill Clear Nylon Pouch is about 11.75 x 8.5 inches, closer to a document or toiletry case. Pair either one with a Chill TF Out Keychain from the same brand.

Packing tip. Packing hemp products for the day? Pick lab tested ones and check the certificates on our lab reports page. Our guide on storing cannabis, kratom and mushrooms explains what a pouch can and cannot do.

Add it to your cart if it is in stock, or browse our home essentials collection. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or reach our team.

For adults 21 and over. Novelty item. Not child resistant or smell proof. Spot clean only.

How should I take this product?

Follow the dosage guide on the product page, or as directed by your healthcare provider.

Will this make me feel high?

Our products are formulated to stay under 0.3% THC and are designed for wellness without intoxication.

How long until I feel the effects?

Most people notice effects within 30–60 minutes. Benefits continue to build with consistent daily use over 1–2 weeks.

Is this product lab tested?

Yes. Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and purity. Certificates of Analysis are available under Ingredients & COA.

Can I take this with other medications?

Consult your healthcare provider before use if you take medication, are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition.

How should I store this product?

Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep the bottle tightly closed when not in use.

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