KushKards Blow Me Birthday NaughtyKard (A2)
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The KushKards Blow Me Card is an A2 NaughtyKard birthday card built on a candle joke, "Blow Me, eat the cake after," for the friend who will laugh first and blush second.
If you want a naughty birthday card that hides its punchline in plain sight, this one leans on the birthday candle setup. Out of context it is about blowing out candles; in context, everyone at the party knows exactly what it means. The inside is open for you to continue the joke or soften it.
Format and contents.
- Brand: KushKards, NaughtyKards line
- Size: A2, 4.25 x 5.5 inches, per our product listing
- Front: "Blow Me", with "eat the cake after" as the punchline
- Inside: room to write your own message
- Made by: KushKards, which hand assembles its cards in the USA
- Occasion: birthday
When to give it. Double entendre cards play best at a group celebration, where the reveal gets a reaction. Write something that turns it back to sincere, a real birthday wish after the laugh, so the card is remembered for both.
Who it is for, and who should skip it. Best friends, roommates, and partners with a bold sense of humor. Skip it for parents, coworkers, or any party where kids might read it over a shoulder.
Pair it with. Keep the party going with the Take a Hit Party Game or Let's Toke to That Party Game, both made for adult game nights. If you bring anything consumable to the party, the certificates on our lab reports page show what is in it.
Care. Write with a ballpoint or gel pen, let the ink dry, and keep the card flat until you hand it over.
The humor style. The humor here is classic party card territory: a setup everyone recognizes, a punchline that arrives a second later. It is part of the KushKards NaughtyKards line, which keeps its jokes cheeky and short. If you are buying for an office birthday or a family dinner, look at our floral or marble designs instead and save this one for the friends group chat crowd. Signing it as a group? Leave room for everyone to add their own line.
Add the Blow Me card to your cart, or see more cards and party gifts in our cannabis accessories collection. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or reach our team.
For adults 21 and over. Novelty greeting card with adult humor; choose your recipient with care.
How should I take this product?
Follow the dosage guide on the product page, or as directed by your healthcare provider.
Will this make me feel high?
Our products are formulated to stay under 0.3% THC and are designed for wellness without intoxication.
How long until I feel the effects?
Most people notice effects within 30–60 minutes. Benefits continue to build with consistent daily use over 1–2 weeks.
Is this product lab tested?
Yes. Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and purity. Certificates of Analysis are available under Ingredients & COA.
Can I take this with other medications?
Consult your healthcare provider before use if you take medication, are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition.
How should I store this product?
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep the bottle tightly closed when not in use.
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